Scenic Canal


Da Beat is running an ongoing project to “celebrate” the reopening of the local canals. Reopening of the canals was apparently desired to make them accessible for tourist traffic to sail directly into our city center. Da Beat has serious reservations about the desirability of sailing into our bright lights, big city center, except for the part where if you can sail into our city center, you likely own a boat.

If you have that kind of moneys, please continue directly to Amsterdam, Antwerp, Paris, Venice, or Monaco. New York or even San Francisco if your boat allows.